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Old 09-29-2012, 09:52 PM   #1
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Satnav

LITTLE POEM FOR YOU ALL (as itís Friday)



I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are



There is another Satnav
I've had it all my life
Itís better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife





It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"



It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake



It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene





It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.



I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice



It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?





Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the darned thing off.
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:14 PM   #2
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Benn their...done that/////..burned the t-shirt
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Old 10-02-2012, 11:05 AM   #3
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Love it, Nigel. Good one!
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