A young national security agent comes knocking on a rural farmers door. An old weather beaten farmer answers the door. The young agent explains to the farmer he is going to search all over the farmers land! The farmer tells the young lad to do whatever he needs to do but motions with his hand to a distant field and tells him not to go beyond the fence to the other side. The young man becomes indignant on the old mans advice and responds! LOOK HERE MISTER, you see this badge, this badge gives me the authority to go where ever I want when ever I want. The old man shakes his head says nothing turns and walks away. A short while later the old man hears distant crys of HELP HELP HELP. He looks out towards the distant field and beyond the fence he sees the young agent running for his life with a large BULL chasing him. The farmer cups his hands and yells toward the young agent, SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE, SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!
Of all the things I've lost in my life the thing I miss the most is my mind!