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Old 01-16-2008, 10:21 AM   #1
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Senior questions???

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.


Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these!!"
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Old 01-16-2008, 08:15 PM   #2
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ahhhhh. What if I fit that catagory now.....:-)
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Old 01-17-2008, 01:00 PM   #3
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I think a lot of us fit that category a little early. Though now that I am officially a Senior I REALLY didn't see the humor in my own post.
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