a pastor decided to give a sermon and have his congregation give hymnal titles as a reply on the points he was making.
Pastor: i'm going to give you a word or two, and i would like for you to give me a hymnal which describes what i'm talking about.
Congregation: Beautiful Saviour
Congregation: In the Garden
Congregation: In the Sweet By and By
Congregation: This World is not my Home
no one answered, the folks just looked at each other. some in horror. some were embarrassed. then this little old man stood up, stepped into the aisle and said, "Precious Memories".