A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
A man asked his wife "If I won the lottery, would you take half and leave me ?"
"Of course not!" said his wife.
He said "What if I throw in the house too ?"
Jim asked his buddy Kevin, "What would you do if you won the lottery ?"
Kevin said "I would give half to charity, then go on a solo cruise around the world."
Jim said "Wow! You are a very generous person. But why a SOLO cruise ? I thought you were married ?"
Kevin said "Yeah, I am. My wife's name is Charity."
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