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Old 01-21-2013, 06:42 PM   #1
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Here's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Jack Daniels Fishing Story



I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.



A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.
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Old 01-21-2013, 07:06 PM   #2
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I guess he wanted some more Jack.
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Old 01-21-2013, 07:39 PM   #3
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Moving to the humor section!
Too good not to share.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:06 PM   #4
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Great an alcoholic snake.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:11 PM   #5
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I love a good fishing tale. I might just need to borrow this one for opening day.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:25 PM   #6
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That's a good'n!!
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:25 PM   #7
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Hahahahahha...Very good. As JD test subject myself, I can see that happening.
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:27 PM   #8
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That rocks!!!
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Thats too funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
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