Sniffer
A guy boarded an airplane with a dog. The dog sat in the middle seat of a three seat row and the dog owner in the aisle seat. The person in the window seat was wondering, why is this dog on this plane. After the plane was in the air the the dog owner explained that his dog was a TSA agent and was trained to shiff out drugs. So about that time he told sniffer to go make a round. The dog walked up the aisle stopped next to a person and just sat there. The dog owner wrote down the seat, row and number. Sniffer returned to his seat and placed his his left paw on the owner. He said that means he found Cocaine. Sniffer went out again, stopped by a row, returned to his seat after the owner had written down the info and placed his right paw on his owner. The owner said that means Heroin. Sniffer made one more round. He walked up and down the aisle, stopped for a split second and ran back to his seat. Pooped all over the seat and just made a terrible mess. The dog was trying to get under the seat just really going crazy. The bystander in the window seat said "what is going on, that dog is highly trained and all of a sudden this?" The owner calmly leaned over and said "HE JUST FOUND A BOMB".
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2011 Fuzion 325
2015 Duramax Diesel
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