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Old 10-15-2014, 04:00 PM   #1
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Speeding judges joke

Two small county judges both got ticketed for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case.

The first judge took the bench while the second stood at the defendant's table, and admitted his guilt. The sentencing judge immediately suspended both the fine and costs.

They switched places. The second judge admitted that he was speeding, too. Thereupon the first judge immediately fined him $250 and ordered him to pay court costs.

The second judge was furious. "I suspended your fine and costs, but you threw the book at me!", he fumed.

The first judge looked at him and replied, "This is the second such case we've had in here today. Someone has to get tough about all this speeding!"
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Old 10-15-2014, 06:30 PM   #2
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A cop sat on the side of the road with a radar gun and clocks a car doing 80 mph and gives chase. When the guy finally pulls over the cop walks up and says to the guy you're the one I was waiting for all day. The guy looks at the cop and says I know, I got here as fast as I could.
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Old 10-15-2014, 06:59 PM   #3
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Old 10-16-2014, 08:06 AM   #4
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A State Trooper was following a man in a truck that had a broken tail light. When the Trooper attempted to pull him over, the man in the truck took off. Speeds reached over 100 mph during the chase. Finally, the man pulled over. The Trooper had him exit the vehicle, and then he asked him why he ran.

The man said his ex-wife had ran off with a State Trooper. The man thought the Trooper was trying to bring her back!
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Old 10-17-2014, 07:55 AM   #7
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Old 10-19-2014, 01:34 AM   #8
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Old 10-23-2014, 09:04 PM   #10
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I'm still somewhat partial to Larry the Cable Guy's story about the good ol' boy getting pulled over down south. The police officer approaches the pickup and asks, "You got any I.D.?" The driver replies, " 'bout what?"
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