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Old 11-11-2015, 10:28 AM   #1
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A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumbles out of a bar, trip on the curb and fumbles the key for 5 minutes.

When he gets in, it takes him another 5 minutes to get the key into the ignition. Meanwhile everybody else leaves the bar and drives off.

When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over and gives him a breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0.
The cop says “How is this possible?” The guy says “Tonight I am the designated decoy”
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