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Old 02-05-2013, 08:50 AM   #1
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Location: South West PA
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super bowl

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
sat down, he noticed that the seat
next to him was empty.
He asked the man on the other side
of the empty seat whether anyone
was sitting there.
“No,” the man replied, “the seat is
“This is incredible,” said the first
man. “Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
sporting event in the world and not use it?”
The second man replied, “Well, actually, the seat belongs
to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This will be the first Super Bowl we haven’t
been together since we got married in 1967.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t
you find someone else—a friend or relative, or even a
neighbor to take the seat?”
The man shook his head. “No, they’re all at the funeral”.
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