How do you double the value of a Ford? Put gas in it.
How is a golf ball different from a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
How do you make a Ford accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds? Push it off a cliff.
What is found on the last two pages of every Ford owners manual? The bus schedule.
Why don't Ford sustain much damage in front end collisions? The tow truck takes most of the impact.
John & Mary Jo
Enjoying the adventure