I hope Lou doesn't mind, but what really sells it is the proper lead-in, as with his OP joke title.
It's even better to tell it to others in person. I had my ex mother-in-law almost in tears the first time I told it to her. It's also good to have my daughter with me, as she gives it a level of credibility.....since most friends/family know I'm full of BS when telling them anything, and are on the defensive.
If I wasn't already home and in my "comfy clothes" I'd come down there and WHAP you!
If age is a state of mind, and I've lost my mind, I'm AGELESS, right?
Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around:
Flagstaff 5er 2014 8528 IKWS, Platinum Package, Regency Interior "Buffy" F250 Super Duty 2013 Tuxedo Black "Biff" Days camped 2014: 30