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Old 06-21-2012, 01:23 PM   #1
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Three male friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Kansas. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning EVERY DAY. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from New Jersey. He gave his wife strict orders that she was to do all the cleaning, wash dishes and the cooking EVERY DAY. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw things were better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Texas. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


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Old 06-21-2012, 01:27 PM   #2
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:38 PM   #3
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My wife must have been born in Texas!

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Old 06-21-2012, 02:33 PM   #4
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Now thats a knee slapper
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