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Old 07-03-2015, 07:46 AM   #1
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During a business trip to China, I was browsing through a department store in Beijing when a staff member timidly approached me.

"Excuse me," she said. "Are you American?"

"Yes, I am," I answered.

"What state are you from?" she asked.

"Texas, " I replied proudly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," she said, obviously disappointed. "I was hoping to find someone to help me with my English."
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Old 07-03-2015, 03:45 PM   #5
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During a business trip to China, I was browsing through a department store in Beijing when a staff member timidly approached me.

"Excuse me," she said. "Are you American?"

"Yes, I am," I answered.

"What state are you from?" she asked.

"Texas, " I replied proudly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," she said, obviously disappointed. "I was hoping to find someone to help me with my English."
I hope you didn't tell her to find someone from Louisiana.
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I hope you didn't tell her to find someone from Louisiana.
Nope. The Bronx, yous guys!
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