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Old 09-15-2006, 07:35 PM   #1
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Talking The Best Lawyer Joke So Far

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you." the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."


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Old 09-15-2006, 07:43 PM   #2
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Your jokes always put a smile on my face.

I will set up a joke area this weekend just for the fun of it.

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Old 09-15-2006, 07:50 PM   #3
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You know what your problem is if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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