One Sunday just as Services was about to start the Devil rushed
inside the Church doors and screamed' "I'm the Devil." Everyone
paniced and ran from the Church in terror, all but one little
old man sitting all by himself at the front of the Chruch.
HMP! Thought the Devil who does he think he is, as he walked up to
the little old man. "Do you know who I am," the devil
demanded. "I sure do," said the man. "Then why aren't you
afraid of me'" said the Devil. The little old man looked up at
the Devil and replied, "Why should I be?"..... "I've been married to
your sister for 40 years."