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Old 12-11-2015, 07:42 AM   #1
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The last will


Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter,
and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in
place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.

The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and
as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a
hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property ? .... The ******* had a paper route!"
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