The legendary hunter (joke)
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview a very old but legendary hunter. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old hunter said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me.
Suddenly, the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled.
The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR!
... I soiled myself.”
The reporter said, “Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.
” The old hunter said, “No, not then – just NOW, when I went ROARRRR! "
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