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Old 06-08-2012, 05:56 PM   #1
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The miracle of toilet paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?
I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years, my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

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Old 06-08-2012, 06:11 PM   #2
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Loved it. Can't believe a husband would say something like that.

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Old 06-08-2012, 06:15 PM   #3
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Loved it. Can't believe a husband would say something like that.
Lol, you've apparently never met my dad...
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:31 PM   #4
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What brand of toilet paper was it. We are always running out. Now I know why.
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