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Old 01-12-2013, 10:25 AM   #1
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The new wife

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, golfing, and fishing.

Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “


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Old 01-12-2013, 10:30 AM   #2
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:50 AM   #3
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Hahahaha...good one!
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:38 PM   #4
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And that would the deal breaker
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