The parrot that wouldn’t shup up

[frankm]

Bill, an Rver from Omaha, travels in his motor home with a talkative but foul-mouthed parrot. One day in a campground near AZ, the bird’s swearing got to be too much. So Bill locked the bird in a kitchen cabinet. But it didn’t help, the bird kept right on swearing. The next day, the bird was even worse. So, as a last resort, Bill tossed it into his spacious Dometic freezer. After five minutes, all was quiet. Worried the bird might be freezing, Bill took it out. “I’m sorry,” confessed the suddenly polite bird. “I promise to never swear again.”

Bill was astonished. He couldn’t understand the change in attitude.

“By the way,” asked the parrot, “what did the chicken do?”