There I was
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all; I buy a drink with the last change in my pocket. I drop some rat poison I found in the bathroom in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
"But, heck; enough about me; how are you doing?"
Lou and Laura with Bella - German Short Hair Pointer
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