The customer is not always right!
(A customer about the age of thirty walks into the store.)
Salesman: “Hello, how may I help you today?”
Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for some recent Beatles records. Do you have any?”
Salesman: *assuming she means recent re-releases* “Hold on one second.”
(finds some and hands them to her.)
Customer: “Thank you so much! The Beatles are my favorite band! I would shoot myself if they ever broke up!”
Customer behind her: “Well, get your gun ready.”