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Old 10-12-2012, 08:56 AM   #1
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Traffic Stop

A police officer pulled over an RV after it had run a
stop sign a few miles from the campground.

"May I see your driver's license and registration please?"

"What's the problem, officer?"

"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me".

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop,
look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"You gotta be kidding me!"

"It's no joke, sir".

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within
ten miles, and proceeded with caution."

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a
complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license

"You've sure got a lot of time on your hands. What's the matter,
all the doughnut shops closed?"

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license
and registration immediately!"

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down,
and coming to a complete stop."

"Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the RV door, dragged
the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat
him over the head with his nightstick.

"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete


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Old 10-12-2012, 04:15 PM   #2
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that answer would depend greatly on, if I or anyone else in the RV had a video phone ;}
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