The Issue:
While working out at the gym, a woman half your age walks by your station, glances at you, smiles sweetly and gives you a big wink.
Possible Solutions:
1) The young lady has advanced Electra Complex and your afternoon just got very interesting.
2) The two weeks you have been working out has put you on the same playing field as the gym trainers.
3) Her gym trainer mentioned he thought you might be a multi-millionaire.
The most likely solution?
Check the condition of your fly...