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Old 05-03-2012, 04:17 PM   #1
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Trying to be honest

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...
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Old 05-03-2012, 04:20 PM   #2
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mmmmm Fried Chicken! YUM
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Old 05-03-2012, 04:41 PM   #3
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I think American Bald Eagle tastes like Chicken! Youroo!!
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Old 05-03-2012, 04:45 PM   #4
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I think American Bald Eagle tastes like Chicken! Youroo!!
I think someone is fishing for a Troll strike...
And from Ohio too.
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:21 PM   #5
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NO Spotted Owl tastes like chicken.

Maybe we are really living in a computer program and chicken tastes like everything, because the computer couldn't figure out what chicken tasted like.
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:42 PM   #6
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I've found over the years that everyone that wants you to try something exotic or nasty -- alligator, rattlesnake, frog legs (if you'll pardon the horrible idea), or whatever -- says that it tastes just like chicken. If that's truly the case, then I'll just stick with the chicken and not miss a thing, thank you very much!
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:29 PM   #7
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That's a good one!

Frog legs and alligator don't taste anything like chicken...they are MUCH better!
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