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Old 04-27-2012, 03:34 PM   #1
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Two Punch Lines

A farmer had his pickup and trailer overloaded with cow manure and was trying his best to take it easy getting back to unload. Watching his mirrors closely, sure enough, one of the trailer wheels on the right side came off and he saw it roll into the ditch and up to a chain-link fence. He stopped and went back to retrieve the wayward wheel, and noticed that he was in front of the state insane asylum. A fellow on the other side of the tall fence was looking on and said... "Looks like you lost all the lug nuts. I'd take one off each of the other wheels and limp into town and buy more." The farmer said... "Say, that's pretty smart - What are you doing in there?" The answer... " I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid!" Then came the question. "That's pretty stinky stuff... whatcha gonna do with it?" The farmer said, "Put it on my strawberries!" The fellow scratched his head and said... " Man, you ought to come in here... We get cream and sugar on ours!"

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Old 04-27-2012, 05:43 PM   #2
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Good one.

I could easily move in there.
Cream AND sugar!
I have to use Lactaid and Splenda!

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