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Old 11-21-2011, 10:02 AM   #1
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Washing Dishes with Coldwater

Washing Dishes with Coldwater:

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that
worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan.

After spending a great evening chatting the
night away, the next morning John's grandfather
prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance
on his plate, and questioned his grandfather
asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grand-
father replied, 'They're as clean as cold
water can get em. Just you go ahead and
finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said,
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are
as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear
another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way
to a nearby town and as he was leaving,
his grandfather's dog started to growl,
and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather,
your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the
football game he was watching on TV,
the old man shouted!

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

Meet Coldwater !
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Old 11-21-2011, 02:00 PM   #2
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Heard it before, but it's still funny.

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Old 11-21-2011, 06:50 PM   #3
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I heard a variation. .... as clean as soap and water can get them. Two dogs.

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Old 01-24-2012, 08:58 AM   #4
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HEY! i resemble that remark!
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