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Old 08-19-2014, 01:43 PM   #1
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Wedding joke

Our priest told this one at our wedding... and every wedding.

As a young bride was standing at the back nervously waiting for the wedding march to begin her mind wandered a little.
First she noted her groom - they were both quite young and he was just a boy it seemed right now.
She look at the aisle, covered with flower petals as she has always dreamed it would be.
Next she looked at the alter, festooned with flowers for their spring wedding.
Finally the organist finished the music she had been playing as the time approached, one of her favorite hymns.
And she started to think of the symbolism of these items.
The boy, the aisle, the alter, the hymn.
And she started to repeat as often new brides do..

Boy - aisle - alter - hymn
Boy! I'll alter him!

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Old 08-19-2014, 02:31 PM   #2
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It is a 'joke'......


The 'one' you marry...
and think you will 'change' her/him...
will (almost) never happen...

My wife told me the other day that I am the same person that she married 30 years ago.... only older.... grayer.... and slower....

She married someone like her 'Father'.... (we kind of act the same, which is kind of weird sometimes) and I married Miss America... (she don't cook, don't clean, and spends money like water.... but she sure is beautiful...)
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Old 08-19-2014, 02:58 PM   #3
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When the guy marries, he hopes the bride will never change.

When the girl marries, she hopes he will change.
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Old 08-25-2014, 02:53 PM   #4
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When the guy marries, he hopes the bride will never change.

When the girl marries, she hopes he will change.
That is SO true! Kind of sad and unrealistic expectations, but true nevertheless!
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