Store of a man at the bar,
Every time he order a beer,he's taking out of his pocket a picture of his wife,and then after a few beer,the waiter ask him why he keeps pulling out pics of his wife with every new beer?
Answer
Is that when I'll find that she looks good I'll leave for home
It took many beers
Haha
Guy's outside flying a kit. The wife is watching out the window. THe kite is up and down and all over the place.
She goes out and says "Honey, I think you need a little tail"
And he responds "that's want I wanted last night and you told me to go fly a kite"
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