I'd sure hate to be an alien arriving on earth for the first time.... Things just don't make a whole lot of sense.
It's bad enough for us humans who were born here and after so many decades, I have simply given up. We took up RVing not too long ago and all we do is eat, lie around or sleep. No more worries.
And why did you have to mention that thing about sheep not shrinking? That sort of thing just creeps me out.