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Old 01-29-2015, 05:47 PM   #1
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Wife's art investment

Art Investment by the Wife

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good
news and, I have some bad news….”

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first!

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this
week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed!
You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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Old 01-30-2015, 06:37 PM   #2
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Good one.

This one came the other day,

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass.

What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?" Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about

'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery'

I remembered where I left me hat.
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