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Old 08-14-2013, 01:22 PM   #1
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Wisdom of age

This is an old classic joke, but a keyword search didn't show where it has been posted here before.


A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and quiet. However, when a new school year begins, three young boys beat on every trash can they encounter every day on their way home from school.

Finally, the man decides to take action and walks out to meet the boys. He says, "You kids are a lot of fun. I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids continue to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

After a few days, the man tells the kids, "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income. From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans." The noisemakers are displeased, but they accept his offer.

A few days later, the retiree approaches them again. "Look," he says, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to pay more than 25 cents. Will that be OK?"

"A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaims. "If you think we're going to waste our time beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts. We quit."

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Old 08-14-2013, 02:48 PM   #2
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Like it.

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Old 08-14-2013, 04:09 PM   #3
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Maybe a classic, but it was a new one for me. Good stuff!
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Awesome !!!!! You gotta know how people tick
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LOL - or have been a parent to boys.
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Old 08-16-2013, 09:28 PM   #6
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Hmmm would the same thing work for mailboxes?

(dunno 'bout ya'll, but every year 'round here, right about prom time, the brats think it's funny to destroy mailboxes with bricks and baseball bats)


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