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Old 11-04-2015, 03:13 PM   #1
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Wise woman's advice

Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2


When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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Old 11-04-2015, 03:19 PM   #2
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I am sure the Mods will pull this post soon so...

I am Copying it and....



Great ones Panthercity!
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Old 11-04-2015, 11:15 PM   #3
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Hasn't been pulled yet,but I think Wntire has some competition now.
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Old 11-12-2015, 10:04 PM   #4
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Nice light humour, no problem here. With some of it...alot of truth.

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Old 11-12-2015, 10:21 PM   #5
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Wise woman's advice


Reminds me of the saying, You can tell when a woman is going to say something intelligent... she will begin by saying... a MAN once told me
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