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Old 03-07-2015, 09:08 PM   #1
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Words Women Use

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and You need to shut up.
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh:
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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Anything a man says after any of the above spoken or unspoken words is just the start of argument #2
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When I got married my father told me "Son, you now have two choices. You can either be right or be happy." Very wise man.
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Below is a list of phrases used to win an argument with a woman.

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Below is a list of phrases used to win an argument with a woman.

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ahh yes, the silent treatment
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Old 03-08-2015, 01:59 PM   #7
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Not in my house...... I AM THE BOSS ! my wife said I can be.
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On my wedding day my dad told me from now on the two most important words in my vocab were, "Yes dear".
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I think you guys are all being over reacting - my wife told me I could run the house when we got married - so now I do.i run the vacuum cleaner,the dish washer,the lawn mower,the clothes washer and dryer etc.

You just got to let them know who the boss is right from the start.
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If a man says something in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still WRONG??

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