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03-07-2015, 10:08 PM
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Words Women Use
Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and You need to shut up.
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh:
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks:
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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03-07-2015, 10:30 PM
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03-07-2015, 10:40 PM
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Anything a man says after any of the above spoken or unspoken words is just the start of argument #2
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03-08-2015, 12:31 PM
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When I got married my father told me "Son, you now have two choices. You can either be right or be happy." Very wise man.
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03-08-2015, 01:38 PM
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Below is a list of phrases used to win an argument with a woman.
Got them.
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03-08-2015, 01:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DDC
Below is a list of phrases used to win an argument with a woman.
Got them.
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ahh yes, the silent treatment
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03-08-2015, 01:59 PM
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Not in my house...... I AM THE BOSS ! my wife said I can be.
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My wife keeps saying I don't listen to her -Or something like that?...."My advice has no basis ,more reliable them my own meandering experience" Baz Luhrmann
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03-08-2015, 02:07 PM
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On my wedding day my dad told me from now on the two most important words in my vocab were, "Yes dear".
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03-08-2015, 02:32 PM
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I think you guys are all being over reacting - my wife told me I could run the house when we got married - so now I do.i run the vacuum cleaner,the dish washer,the lawn mower,the clothes washer and dryer etc.
You just got to let them know who the boss is right from the start.
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03-08-2015, 02:46 PM
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If a man says something in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still WRONG??
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03-08-2015, 03:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockfordroo
If a man says something in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still WRONG??
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You know he is wrong! My wife told me!!!
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03-08-2015, 03:41 PM
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If you have to "Ask" the above ??, then, YES - you are wrong. Yes Dear, No Dear, Whatever You Want, Dear.
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