I have a cutout from the newspaper from 20+ years ago, that is stapled to a bulletin board here at the shop. I took a pic of it with my phone as it's too old, faded and brittle to take down and scan. It's probably my favorite.
First of all, we're not just another slave ship, we're a family
The first explanation of the employer-employee relationship
You forgot the most important rule. Check your brains in at the front door, management will do all of the thinking here. You just do as you're told and keep your mouth shut unless you're catching flies with it.