Wrecked the Golf Cart
Subj: golf cart
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy because I am used to
walking the course and not riding.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on
the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's
"Its Jerry , and I’m Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jerry , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and
I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife
would like it."
Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive.... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, some creative putting lessons, and a local
massage, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my
wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know
anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!," I said....
Ed (N4RWU) & Becky Taylor
Mistie (Walks 4-down)