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Old 10-03-2010, 11:34 PM   #1
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Wrong bar for blonde jokes

Blind man walks into a "Female" Bar in NY. Says :"Anybody want to hear a good blonde joke?" The woman beside him says :Sir, you're in a "Female" bar -and I am a blonde body builder. The bar tender is a blonde weight lifter. And the waitress on your left is a female blonde wrestler. Are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?"
The man says: "Not if I am gonna have to explain it three times."
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:28 AM   #2
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:43 AM   #3
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Very funny!!!
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Old 10-04-2010, 02:22 PM   #4
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How about this one?

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no

lessons nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the

horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blond begins

to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,

but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around

the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away from

the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's

pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away

from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....


Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello
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Old 10-04-2010, 03:01 PM   #5
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Or this one:

Three blondes decide to take vacation at the beach one week.

They got into their car and headed out on their journey.

They came upon a road sign that read "ALL BEACHES LEFT"

So they turned around and went home.
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Old 10-04-2010, 05:06 PM   #6
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A blonde is standing at the shore of a small lake. Momentarily, she sees another blonde on the opposite shore.

The first blonde calls out "how do I get to the other side?"

The other responds "you are already there!"

hehehehehe
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