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Old 12-17-2013, 06:19 PM   #1
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Wrong Mount Everest Guide

The Top 16 Signs You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide
16> The last three days, all you've had to eat is s'mores.

15> Every morning greets the group with, "Wonder who'll die today?"

14> Doesn't worry about provisions, as there's bound to be a
Starbucks or McDonald's every half mile or so.

13> Gets lost in the "Sherpa Shack" gift shop.

12> Makes everyone do upside down shots off the St. Bernard's

11> First day's preparation devoted entirely to making snow angels.

10> Every 10 minutes, stops and yells, "RICOLO."

9> Throws a fit when her stiletto heel gets stuck in the ice.

8> Has everyone stick their tongues to a cherry popsicle "for

7> Keeps repeating, "Is it me, or is it cold up here?"

6> "Map, schmap -- you see the top from here!!"

5> Two words: Golf Clubs.

4> Forgets to wear socks with his sandals.

3> Keeps using the oxygen tanks to make balloon animals.

2> Every so often, turns and screams, "Stop following me!"

and the Number 1 Sign You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide...

1> Squeezes your sides then yells, "Hey, if we get stranded we can live off Tubby here for a week!"
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS

Ive lost my scapegoat.
I have nobody to blame but myself.
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