Wrong Mount Everest Guide
The Top 16 Signs You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide
16> The last three days, all you've had to eat is s'mores.
15> Every morning greets the group with, "Wonder who'll die today?"
14> Doesn't worry about provisions, as there's bound to be a
Starbucks or McDonald's every half mile or so.
13> Gets lost in the "Sherpa Shack" gift shop.
12> Makes everyone do upside down shots off the St. Bernard's
11> First day's preparation devoted entirely to making snow angels.
10> Every 10 minutes, stops and yells, "RICOLO."
9> Throws a fit when her stiletto heel gets stuck in the ice.
8> Has everyone stick their tongues to a cherry popsicle "for
7> Keeps repeating, "Is it me, or is it cold up here?"
6> "Map, schmap -- you see the top from here!!"
5> Two words: Golf Clubs.
4> Forgets to wear socks with his sandals.
3> Keeps using the oxygen tanks to make balloon animals.
2> Every so often, turns and screams, "Stop following me!"
and the Number 1 Sign You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide...
1> Squeezes your sides then yells, "Hey, if we get stranded we can live off Tubby here for a week!"
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
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