OK, I just had an idea (rare at my age). I'm goin lookin for some of that clear aquarium type tubing...in a large diameter. Split it on the top end if need be, slip it over that spout and run it to the ground.
I know there is plumbing like that under my 'cuzzi here at home that would fit. So I'm goin to the pool and spa store...*today*.
If age is a state of mind, and I've lost my mind, I'm AGELESS, right?
Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around:
Flagstaff 5er 2014 8528 IKWS
, Platinum Package, Regency Interior "Buffy"
F250 Super Duty 2013
Tuxedo Black "Biff"
Days camped 2014