At the barbershop.
A close buddy and I meet up for haircuts when we can. Good times shooting the breeze with the barber before he gets busy at 7am.
I always get mine cut first. Saturday, my buddy who has more to polish than cut asked the barber for a discount for that reason.
I quote the barbers' response.
I get paid as much to hunt them as I do to cut them.
That was comical!