The wife and I were at home prepping the TT for our next trip and sat down in the booth to plan the menu, when I see a 25-30lb raccoon come out of the woods and up the hill towards our camper.
I watch carefully thinking this is going to be a scene (freak-out) if she see's it. Sure enough the critter starts onto the steps and that flimsy screen door is all that is between her and it. I immediately jumped to defend my TT.
And there it was, my wife's scream from hell. It took couple of minutes for the ringing in my ears to stop. Thankfully no bleeding this time. Oh, and the critter vanished.
When they say, choose your weapon, I just have to scare the wife.