I am a retired law enforcement officer, Many years ago I arrested a parolee after a lengthly investigation and he was sentenced to prison. He then contracted three local "twikers" to blow me up with a home made bomb in my driveway. Luckliy I had only minor injuries. How ever my colleges and friends gave me the nick name.
After the incident I can home to find a 650+ pound round boulder placed in my front yard. It was painted flourecent orange with hole drilled in it and fuse inserted and the word "KABOOM" painted across it.
I tried moving it, no such luck. So I wound up cleaning it the best I could and painting it to blend in. We have long since moved, But the Rock is still there.