Originally Posted by RJHuser
She's from WV, they don't teach reading to womenfolk there.
They aren't too big on a lot of things out that way.
I was driving through there on Spring Break. I had all my books in the backseat and plans to actually get some studying done.
Well sure enough, I got pulled over, must have been the out of state plates or the high rate of speed. So, the Trooper is giving me the third degree, shining his flashlight in the car and in my face.
He didn't say anything about the half dozen empties on the floor, but as soon as he saw all the books in the back, I really started worrying...
Officer: "Are those college
books in there?"
Officer: "What do you need with those? College boy.
Me: "I've got finals next week"
Officer: "Oh, you're a smart guy, huh?"
Me: "No sir, not me."
Officer: "Lookee here son... Have you been THINKING
There was a long pause as I tried to swallow the huge lump in my throat.
Me: "I've been thinking, but I don't think I'm thunk