Misc ramblings

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by Triguy
A live broadcast with Herk as commentator! That's a great idea!

Herk?
Yikes.

And here I am in WITSEC...


did you read this post ?

[Rod Johnson]

Originally Posted by RJHuser

Maybe that isn't a Herk he's flying in his avatar - it's his UFO and he's an escapee from Area 51!

Oh Lawdy, I'm slow.

I thought Herk was a reference to the Greek God. Not about the C-130. I thought maybe Lou thought of himself as a military tough guy, big and strong like Hercules.

I'm going to go back to my pudding now. Where's my helmet? "YAAY, I like pudding."

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by Rod Johnson

Oh Lawdy, I'm slow.

I thought Herk was a reference to the Greek God. Not about the C-130. I thought maybe Lou thought of himself as a military tough guy, big and strong like Hercules.

I'm going to go back to my pudding now. Where's my helmet? "YAAY, I like pudding."

did you eat your meat ?

[Rod Johnson]

A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes ‘round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft. Of course the fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of their superior speed, maneuverability, weaponry, and so forth, while the putting down the Herc’s deficiencies in these areas.
After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well, I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, the fighter jocks challenge him to demonstrate.
"Just watch," comes the quick retort.
And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continuing to fly straight and level..
After several minutes the Herc pilot comes back on the air, saying "There! How was that?"
Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"
And the Herc pilot replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee, then went back an took a leak."

[OldCoot]

He may be an escapee, but maybe it wasn't Area 51?

[Rod Johnson]

Originally Posted by f1100turbo

did you eat your meat ?

Only half. I'll give my girlfriend the rest when she gets over here.









I made 4 pieces of chicken.

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by Rod Johnson

A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes ‘round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft. Of course the fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of their superior speed, maneuverability, weaponry, and so forth, while the putting down the Herc’s deficiencies in these areas.
After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well, I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, the fighter jocks challenge him to demonstrate.
"Just watch," comes the quick retort.
And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continuing to fly straight and level..
After several minutes the Herc pilot comes back on the air, saying "There! How was that?"
Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"
And the Herc pilot replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee, then went back an took a leak."

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by Rod Johnson

Only half. I'll give my girlfriend the rest when she gets over here.









I made 4 pieces of chicken.

you got the reference right ?

[Rod Johnson]

Originally Posted by f1100turbo

you got the reference right ?

[Herk7769]

Don't make me regret starting this thread...

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by herk7769

Don't make me regret starting this thread...

I think we are keeping it "reasonably" within limits

[Herk7769]

"I've seen worse" (with British accent)

[Rod Johnson]

Originally Posted by herk7769

Don't make me regret starting this thread...

Okay, so less jokes about pilots, and more jokes about infantry grunts, then?

[Crusader]

I can see it now...herk commentating from the factory, with mic in hand, helmet on and night vision glass down...............

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by Crusader

I can see it now...herk commentating from the factory, with mic in hand, helmet on and night vision glass down...............

with a drink in one hand for sure !


better yet a helmut mounted beer can straw deal-ish a ma bob .

[Triguy]

Originally Posted by Crusader

I can see it now...herk commentating from the factory, with mic in hand, helmet on and night vision glass down...............

...Wireless mic built into the helmet. That's the ticket!

[TURBS]

His helmet during live broadcast


His winter giddup






herk and another guy from area 51

[Herk7769]

How did this become a "Bash Herk" thread?


Yikes! Nice photos

[TURBS]

You know how things start around here !

open beer pour out stupid !

[Herk7769]

I have the T shirt around here somewhere.