Well I guess I have to lay my membership qualifications on the line to be part of the fast thinking, intelligent, high on the society list. Now where do I start to prove my mind blowing quals?
Never owned a golf cart, but did run one into the lake at the SAWGRASS PGA LAKE in 1996!
Explosives, Hummmm I did blow a power transformer off a Alabama power pole in 1957 trying to make way for a natural gas line by using way too much dynamite to remove rock from a ditch! Never did find that sucka!
Soak myself with so much booze that I lost my car looking for pizza @ 3AM in Key West, FL ( don't know how I got home). Car was found on the Key West Golf course on hole #8 green. HA, now that was a good one!
Used popcorn on a navy ship to make moonshine on "OPERATION DEEP FREEZE" in 1960. Dam good stuff!
Mixed pure 150 proof grain medical alcohol with pineapple juice for a cocktail one time to celebrate raising a boat as a diver for the USN, don't remember anything for three days while traveling from Jeramie, Haiti to Key West by boat!!!!!!!!!! What a good one!
Maybe this will get me a good vote of confidence of becoming
PHAT PHROG STUNT TEAM MEMBER??
If not, I can keep going about some greatest stupid but rewarding times
and even some I haven't tried yet