Originally Posted by OldCoot
It has been determined by careful examination of the aforementioned photos that they were taken in a somewhat shady location in St. Louis by a photographer of suspect reputation in a staged situation and the subjects in the photos then proceeded to indulge in ingesting large quantities of adult beverages whereupon staggering to a motel, passing out for 6 or 7 days and then transporting themselves back to a location in the vicinity of Martinsburg, Mo. Therefore it has been determined that OC & BombDoc will make a clandestine visit to said location for further interrogation of the perpetrator of the cruel hoax.
It should be taken into account that large quantities of alcohol were consumed PRIOR to the photo being taken by someone completely unknown to the suspects in the 'alleged' shady location in St. Louis. While the shady location may have been somewhat shady, this was due in large part to the proliferation of palm and various other tropical vegetation! The location was not even in the same country as St. Louis.
The staggering is attributed to our inability to walk on solid land after having spent several days upon a moving platform situated upon a moving object. Alcohol may have also played a part.
Any visits should be scheduled between the hours of 0200 and 0400. Any visits before or after this timeline could be subject to unloading.....I'm just sayin!