So I PM'ed turbs to inquire about becoming a member of the PPST, he referred me to the first page on the thread to review the qualifications and apply for membership. After perusing the first dozen or so pages I've compiled a resume for your consideration. Here goes...
1. Regarding golf carts: Not only have I flipped them, I've ejected passengers, ejected myself (long story, many beers), drove them into sand traps, drove them into ponds and crashed them into the clubhouse (longer story, many more beers, got me temporarily banned from the privilege at my local GC).
2. Regarding paying for membership: While some form of monetary exchange is not out of the question, I would much rather prefer to barter membership for sage and helpful medical advice, when the need arises.
3. Regarding getting toasted around the campfire: look this up in Wikipedia... you will see my picture (glazed eyes and all) staring back at you.
4. Regarding being offended by harsh language: Dood, I'm from Boston. Whad ah yoo, kiddin me????
Well... do I qualify?