Well, you could go find her make up kit (otherwise known as war paint) and start drawing graffiti on your self. /snark
got hardwood floors? Find some chalk and draw out a hop scotch pattern in front of the television, then play hop scotch in your skivvies.
If age is a state of mind, and I've lost my mind, I'm AGELESS, right?
Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around:
Flagstaff 5er 2014 8528 IKWS
, Platinum Package, Regency Interior "Buffy"
F250 Super Duty 2013
Tuxedo Black "Biff"
Days camped 2014